A grottofying experience

Call me batty but I can't resist caves. Or suspension bridges. Then point me down a trail that leads into a network of caves that cross underground rivers on suspension bridges in a Lord of the Rings setting and, well,

I can't even.. 

I literally cannot even.. 
I am unable to even.. 
I have lost my ability to even.. 
I am so unable to even..

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