Poetry takeaway

1. Queue up to speak to one of our fully trained Poetry Chefs.

2. You'll be allocated to a Poetry Chef, who'll discuss your order with you in order to ascertain its style and content etc. No knowledge of poetry is required – a few details about you, what you're up to, what you like and what you're into, will suffice. Alternatively, if you want a poem similar in style to your favourite by [insert not too obscure poet], our dedicated Poetry Chefs can successfully operate from your instruction.

3. Your Poetry Chef will retire to the kitchen to cook up your bespoke order, leaving you free to soak up the atmosphere.

4. Within ten minutes or less, you'll be greeted by your Poetry Chef who'll perform your poem to you. And hand you a written copy, either open or wrapped in our beautifully-designed takeaway boxes.

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